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Welcome to the Porg Page!

We describe how porgs act, think, and fart

 

Info on porgs

Porgs are very interesting creatures. They are from the Star Wars saga. They may look weird but they have a caring personality. They care about their own kind and other certain few other animals but with humans it gets fuzzy. (They may not like certain types of people.) They also are very dumb, they like to use computers but when they get frustrated they tend to eat them. In fact, they like to eat wires, computers, garbage, and many other things they call delicacies. Here is how porgs think: (Porg: Hmm this looks good enough to eat! Narrator: He is looking at a computer on a desk. Porg: I think I will take a bite. Narrator: he walks up to it and takes a bite he gets zapped with kinetic energy. Porg: Ouch! why did I try to eat that! hmm that looks good too! Narrator: he walks over to a phone and starts to chew) that is how porgs think. They are very interested in things that tend to backfire on them like coding dangerous machines, blowing things up, or constantly accidentally diying but coming back to life in a matter of seconds which may result in many people thinking they can't die!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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